Now, normally, I am not persuaded by emotional arguments. But this one is so heartfelt, so full of life and energy, that I couldn't help but be persuaded. Just read the eloquent prose, the masterful use of imagery. I have never seen so many hyphens in one essay!
Who could resist the image of Drudge as an "loathsome little egg-humping f**ker?" Not me, by golly.
Don't worry about being a lapsed Roman Catholic. As an active Roman Catholic, I will pray for you today, on this Holy Day of Obligation.
Peace Be With You.
(thanks to The Wandering Mind.